Dice Have No Memory: An introduction

By Bill Bonner Apr 06, 2011

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It was ten years ago, or a bit more, that I began writing the internet series called The Daily Reckoning. The collection of essays and short notes developed over the course of the years that followed.

When I began, I was ahead of the innovation curve. I was blogging before blogs had been invented. Day after day, I watched what happened in the world of finance, economics, and politics. And day after day, I found myself entertained. I merely described what I saw happening.

This was something fairly new in the press. Journalists believe their job is to report the facts, not to laugh at them. Even the commentariat and editorialists believe they need to take the news seriously; who will buy their papers and magazines if they make a joke of it? The lectorat, too, had become convinced that the world of finance, investments, and economics was serious business. Many believed that the latest developments – both in technology as well as in financial theory – would make them rich. They had heard that the internet made wealth secrets available to everyone. You could now go onto the internet to find out how to make a nuclear bomb, or a fortune. "Stocks for the long run" seemed like an almost risk-free road to riches. Readers weren't going to pay someone to mock their ambitions and undermine their hopes.

But The Daily Reckoning was free. Readers could not complain that they were not getting their money's worth.

The period began with a bubble in the dotcom stocks. Back then, investors believed they could make money by buying companies listed on the Nasdaq, even those that had no plausible way of making money. Often, these new-technology dotcom companies were managed by people with no business experience. Indeed, the lack of a track record was seen as a benefit. Ideally, what investors looked for was a callow CEO with his baseball cap on backward, who spoke the gibberish of the era. Incoherence and pimples were all the evidence they needed that the company was run by an internet genius, untarnished by the rules and lessons of the old economy.

The Nasdaq bubble blew up in January 2000. The internet impresarios moved on – often to the mortgage industry. What followed was the strangest recession in US history. Consumers and businesses are supposed to correct their mistakes in a recession, cutting back on spending and debt; that's what recessions are for. But in the micro recession of 2001, consumers borrowed and spent more than ever. Something very odd was taking place.

On September 11, 2001, came the assault on the Twin Towers in New York. This too was freakish. At least you expect freaky people to do freaky things. But if the attack surpassed our expectations, so did the Bush administration's reaction to it. Rather than put the cops on the case, run the miscreants to ground, and punish them, the United States launched a vast and implausible "war on terror." As far as we know it was the first fighting war against nobody in particular ever proposed. "September 11 changed everything," said the neoconservatives. And so it seemed.

The public should have been appalled; the war on terror looked from the get-go like an expensive military misadventure. Instead, the voters closed ranks. Americans imagined that they were under general attack. In Dubuque, they bought tape to seal their doors and windows against chemical attack. In Dallas, they stopped opening their mail, afraid that the towelheads were aiming to poison them. Even to this day, electronic billboards along I-95 north of Washington, D.C., tell travellers to "Report Suspicious Activity." Another says "Terror Tips. Call 1 800 4xxxx." I was tempted to call to ask for a tip, but this would surely get us on a list of suspects.

The war on terror soon proved a letdown. As far as we know, not once in ten years was a truck spotted headed south on I-95, with Arab fanatics at the wheel and drums of fertilisers and gasoline in the back. The terrorists went limp. The terror hotlines were silent.

Apparently, the terror pros were dead or under deep cover. But the amateurs soon took over. In the years following the original terrorist strike, the media reported only three additional incidents worthy of comment. In one, a man tried to get his shoes to explode. In another, a man actually did scorch his own genitals before an alert passenger overpowered him and put out the blaze. In another, terrorists allegedly drove a vanload of explosives into Manhattan, but then were unable to get it to blow up.

There were real wars too, even more expensive and even more absurd. The nation with the largest nuclear arsenal in the world accused poor, desolate Iraq of having "weapons of mass destruction (WMDs)." An invasion was launched. The Daily Reckoning, always on the side of the underdog, the lost cause, and the diehard, doubted that the war was a good idea. Not that we had any opinion on who would win the war, or whether the world would be a better place as a result; we just thought it was mildly indecent for such a big country to pick on such a small one. Readers were incensed. Many wrote to accuse us of a lack of patriotism (we pled nolo contendere); some wrote to suggest that the US Air Force should drop bombs on us, too. We were in Paris at the time. Had the French not refused flyover rights to US bombers, one of them might have done it.


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Those were heady times. Imaginations ran wild. Besides Iraq there was Afghanistan. And more bombast, bickering, and bunkum. No WMDs were ever found. These wars made little sense in terms of US strategic interests, said critics. But perhaps they missed the point. Men have desires. History has destinations. Maybe the point was not to win, but to lose. The United States faced no real enemies or probable threats. Nature abhors a vacuum and detests a monopoly. After the Berlin Wall fell, the United States had a near monopoly on military power. She could not find a worthy opponent. So, she had to create one. She sought to destroy herself by spending money she didn't have on wars she couldn't win.

Most of our attention in The Daily Reckoning was focused on what was going on in the world of money. Both politics and money are often absurd and funny. But the world of money is not lethal; you can laugh without risking a firing squad. There too, in the 2000 to 2010 period, the United States was so far out in front of other economies, she had to be her own enemy. In economics as in warfare, Americans fought to lose.

So it was that the micro recession of 2001 was met with a dramatic and practically suicidal response. Alan Greenspan's Federal Reserve took its key interest rate down below the rate of inflation – essentially giving away money for free – and kept it there. The Bush administration also used fiscal stimulus to disastrous effect. It quickly replaced the surplus of the Clinton years with a large and growing deficit. All together, this was the strongest official intervention ever undertaken.

It had results. But not ones any sensible person would want. The new stimulus spending went into speculative assets – stocks, commodities, and (most important) real estate. With mortgage money so readily available, the US housing market took off, rising at roughly twice the rate of gross domestic product (GDP) over the five years to 2007.

Soon, ordinary householders began to treat their bedrooms as a kind of automatic cash machine. They believed they could simply take out the equity they had "earned" in their houses and spend it. Why not? There would just be more next year. At the housing market's peak, house trailers sold for $1 million and more, house flippers bought and sold houses two or three times before they were built, and homeowners "earned" more from their house price increases than from full-time employment.

Of course, that couldn't go on for long. It came to an abrupt end when the bottom fell out of the subprime mortgage industry in 2007. Over the next few months, homeowner equity disappeared. The mortgage debt, however, remained. Even today, three years later, a quarter of US homeowners have mortgages larger than their remaining equity. And house prices are still going down.

This was probably the funniest episode of the whole period. The authorities were lost at sea. US Treasury secretaries, Fed chairmen, and leading economists told the world that everything was all right one day... and then the next day some new disaster happened. Illusions of competence collapsed along with Wall Street.

The talking heads should have shut up. Instead, they kept talking. And it became more and more obvious that they had no idea what they were talking about.

The financial authorities were not the only ones whose reputations were bruised. Economists, finance professors, investors, and business leaders all were black and blue. Nobel Prizes had been won. CEOs had become celebrities. Hedge funds had made fortunes. All based on theories and formulas that were demonstrably flawed, if not preposterous.


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But now, that era is years behind us. Since then, the world's focus has shifted to rescue and recovery efforts. These efforts were designed and controlled – like traffic at a busy airport – by the same people who had just proven that they were fogged in. That alone should have told us what to expect. But what the central planners lacked in sagacity they more than made up for in stupidity. Once again, they flew in the rescue teams and heavy equipment willy-nilly. And once again, the accidents multiplied.

It was breathtaking to watch. Trillions of dollars of the public's money was wagered on the basis of ideas that made little coherent sense in theory and had never been effective when put to the test. Yet, the brightest minds in the country asked few questions; everybody's bread was buttered on the same side – toward more spending, more stimulus, more cash and credit.

The scale of the previous major contra cyclical relief effort – in 2001 and 2002 – was monstrous; this time it beat everything ever before seen. This time the Fed took its key rate down as close to zero as it could get it. And as for fiscal stimulus, the US government ran a deficit of nearly $3 trillion over the following two years. Including financial guarantees, backups, subsidies, and contingent financing plans, the total put behind the rescue and recovery effort surpassed $10 trillion.

What was amazing about this effort was that so little real thinking went into it. You'd expect the wisest men on the planet to think twice before putting in play an amount equal to almost the whole private sector output of the entire United States over a complete year. But they seemed not to think about it even once.

Instead, they bumbled and stumbled forward, with that same can-do activism they had just shown in the wars on terror, Iraq, and Afghanistan. Did any of them bother to ask how likely it was that the people who so poorly understood the problem would be able to find the remedy for it? Did they take the time to consider the matter practically: How would the economy be able to put $3 trillion of new spending to use sensibly and efficiently? Where exactly would the resources come from? How would anyone be better off if those resources were redirected into the government's "shovel-ready" projects – the very same projects they judged not worth doing a year earlier, when they still had the money to do them? I was always dumbfounded by how little serious reflection went into these trillion-dollar decisions.

Did the authorities trouble themselves with the philosophical implications? The government had no extra money. It could borrow, but that would only take money away from other projects. And what if it created new money – as, in fact, it did – out of nothing? How could you expect to get something out of nothing? How can wealth created at the stroke of a key turn into the kind of wealth you can spend, eat, live in, or use to floss your teeth? If you could do it so easily, why not do it more often? Why not do what Gideon Gono had done for Zimbabwe? If you could make a nation richer simply by adding more zeros to the national currency, surely Mr. Gono had proven out the trick.

Instead of thinking, the authorities pushed ahead. Then, in 2010, came the "recovery" sightings – like mirages in the desert. The economy was improving! And then the improvements receded into the distance. Unemployment wouldn't go down. Housing wouldn't go up. Alas, there was more desert to cross. And then there were disappointments, alarms… and more calls for more stimulus.

The simplest explanation for what was happening could be put into four sentences: People had spent too much. They had borrowed too much. Now, they had to spend less so they could pay down their debt. Until the debts were paid down, the economy would suck. Making more cash and credit available was clearly the wrong course of action. It was like offering another piece of custard cake to a fat man on a diet. If the temptation works, it makes the man need to diet even more.

And yet the economy improvers chose not to notice. The neo-Keynesians believe the solution is for the government to spend more money it doesn't have. The realists think they can engineer a recovery by more central planning, forcing whole economies to run surpluses or deficits as their theories suggest. The idealists want a whole new, global monetary system over which they would have more control.

And only a marginalised kook would dare suggest that the lot of them – Nobel Prize winners et al. – are quacks and scalawags. Probably the most remarkable proposition of the whole decade came into sharp focus in the past six months. It was the idea that the Fed could spur a recovery by creating money out of thin air. In the desperate atmosphere following the Lehman bankruptcy of 2008, the Fed had already used its "quantitative easing (QE)" tool. But it had done so as a way of loosening rusty nuts in the banking system. In August 2010, it proposed to do more, no longer using the tool to provide emergency liquidity; this time it was using QE as a stimulus measure. And this time it was not just putting money into the banking system; now it was funding US government spending.

There was no substantive difference between the Fed's QE II program than Gideon Gono's money-printing in Zimbabwe or Rudolf Havenstein's money-printing in the Weimar Republic. Here was the world's leading central bank printing up paper money to pay for federal salaries, missiles, Social Security, Medicare, and other expenses. In broad daylight. And yet, professional economists looked on coolly. Many even approved. It was as if all the lessons of financial history had been unlearned. Forgotten. Ignored.

At The Daily Reckoning our mouths dropped open when we heard the news. And then we all started laughing.

"Buy gold," we said to each other, chuckling. Gold goes up when people lose faith in central bankers. Paul Volcker had restored investors' faith in the Fed in the early 1980s. The price of gold had gone down for 20 years as a result. Now, Ben Bernanke was giving goldbugs a huge gift.

"Ha-ha… when he's finished, the price of gold ought to be $3,000 an ounce," said one of the Daily Reckoning's merry staff.

"Are you kidding? It will be $5,000, at least."

Ha. Ha. Ha.

• Bill Bonner has a new book out. Dice Have No Memory: Big Bets & Bad Economics from Paris to the Pampas. Get your copy here.

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  • 1. Matt

    (07 April 2011, 11:33AM)  Complain about this comment

    Bill Bonner; Mr Bombastic, Iconoclastic, Fantastic. A living legend. My #1 pick in 'fantasy father figure'! Ahem.

  • 2. Bill

    (07 April 2011, 12:04PM)  Complain about this comment

    Top man. Bill Bonner scythes through the crap to poke fun at the buffoons that think they know best. Keep it coming

  • 3. Fergus

    (07 April 2011, 12:12PM)  Complain about this comment

    Don't mince your words Bill!
    I actually carry a crisp original One Hundred Trillion Zimbabwean $ note with me in my wallet (bought from a coin and note specialist in London for £5) to show to people who don't really understand what debasing a currency means. After their initial amazement at the size of the number they invariably ask' how much is it worth?' and I say 'a fiver because that's what I;m prepared to pay for it as an educational tool!'
    Sadly there is just no other orderley exit from a situation of such enormous debt than hyper-inflation. If anyway has any bundles of $100 bills tucked away for a rainy day I would go and trade them for gold 1oz coin of any denomination, today.

  • 4. ricardo

    (07 April 2011, 12:43PM)  Complain about this comment

    Damn ya Bill !! You had me hooked after "Often, these new-technology dotcom companies were managed by people with no business experience..."

    I've just ordered my copy. And looking forward to a good laugh myself to boot.

  • 5. Jack

    (10 April 2011, 04:47AM)  Complain about this comment

    This looks like it'll be an excellent read. In keeping with its economic theme... what commission are you willing to pay me to promote it?

  • 6. Elvis Presley

    (10 April 2011, 12:31PM)  Complain about this comment

    Is not he political system more of a problem. Politicians are voted in for promising to spend more money on services. As the debt numbers get so big, they become meaningless, so as long as there are people like Balls telling the people we don't need to cut, they will hope it's possible; add those people dependent on state spending for their salaries, and we are on an inevitable collision course with bankruptcy. People now believe they have a right to have what they want now. The financial blow up in 08 was the ideal chance to change direction, but we blew it. There appears to be no other way to change direction than to actually run out of money, so far from being in a better position because we can devalue and print, we are actually worse off because it creates more time for us to mess things up even more before the final reckoning.

  • 7. G W Parry

    (11 April 2011, 02:05AM)  Complain about this comment

    I agree with Elvis above and wonder if there is a means of surcharging ministers and MPs like they used to for Local Councillors in the past.
    As well as getting a useful contribution towards paying off the national debt, I think many of us, we the electorate, would be delighted to see Brown, Balls, Bliar, Prescot et al homeless and wearing rags and Clogs in return for the misery (financial and otherwise) that they have unleashed on our nation

  • 8. Venceremos

    (11 April 2011, 06:23PM)  Complain about this comment

    I often disagree with Bill but I like his style. Anyway, I like to be challenged rather than just have my own views confirmed and make me think I'm always right (perhaps unlike some on here).

    For me, Bill's most valuable messages are

    don't think you know it all - or even anything much;
    don't get lazy - challenge your own thinking because even you might be wrong; and
    don't take any of it too seriously, there are always more important things.

  • 9. gordon

    (12 April 2011, 01:03AM)  Complain about this comment

    The Daily Reckoning for me is a daily must read. I love Bills witticisms about the gurus, scallywags, charlatans and imposters who regularly appear on cnbc or in the financial press with their erroneous and arrogant prognostications. I also enjoy Bills regular updates on his movements and the progress of his family as they wend their way through life. Its almost like a moving travellogue with a human touch. Most enjoyable and long may it continue keep up the good work Bill.

  • 10. David

    (12 April 2011, 07:35AM)  Complain about this comment

    I was surprised to learn that the Daily Reckoning has only been written for about ten years. I forget how I first encountered it, but have certainly been reading it for ten years or so. I am very grateful for the reinforcement Mr. Bonner has given to my long held views on gold and silver whilst trudging up to Charing Cross Road to buy sovereigns and pre-1946 silver coins on a weekly basis for the last 15 or so years. Long may the Daily Reckoning continue and thank you very much Mr. Bonner.

  • 11. Richard

    (12 April 2011, 09:47AM)  Complain about this comment

    I have been a Billophile for many years and have studiously followed his Daily Reckoning. I am enormously grateful to him for alerting me to the importance of owning gold and silver. His flair for the ironic (strange for an American) is also a huge attraction. Onward and upward Bill!

  • 12. Richard

    (12 April 2011, 09:47AM)  Complain about this comment

    I have been a Billophile for many years and have studiously followed his Daily Reckoning. I am enormously grateful to him for alerting me to the importance of owning gold and silver. His flair for the ironic (strange for an American) is also a huge attraction. Onward and upward Bill!

  • 13. Johnny G

    (12 April 2011, 07:35PM)  Complain about this comment

    As I await for your daily e mails each day I can't wait to see see where you are in the World and what your comments will be. Always topical and bang on. I just wonder if some of the "powers that be" who run our goverments and spend my taxes read your e mails. I bet they wouldn't admit it if they did. I have been heavy into gold for a few years now because of Bill and it's worked for me. I will most certainly get the book and can't wait to read it.

  • 14. WOZ

    (17 April 2011, 09:34AM)  Complain about this comment

    Politicians are not responsible enough to run a country!

    They serve one puprose and one only - to get elected

  • 15. woodrow wilson

    (18 April 2011, 03:14PM)  Complain about this comment

    investing in gold will not save you. I do not doubt for a minute that the authorities have the names and addresses of owners of bullion and gold coins and in due course will demand surrender of same against paper money. Non-compliance will result in imprisonment or worse. FDR did it in 1933 and the mandarins at B of E surely must have been loaned the Fed's how-to-do it manual ready for the big collapse, soon to come.

  • 16. Margaret

    (19 April 2011, 11:35AM)  Complain about this comment

    Woodrow. During financial upheaval, a bubble popping, a market or realestate crash, a depression or currency crisis such as this one, wealth is not destroyed. It is merely trasnferred, so we just have to swim with the tide (at the moment it's gold/silver).
    Yes, FDR can do it again, and ask to turnover gold in exchange for notes and can devalue the notes but despite that, gold an the will of public won in the end. At that point we'll be in hyperinflation and wealth trasfer had occurred, so just sell to government precious metals and invest into something tangile (real estate).
    I don't know in UK but in Australia under $5000.00 you can buy gold/silver without declaring it to anyone and the companies that sell them do not need to trade and account.
    Thanks to globalisation you can buy even ignots/coins online from US etc...(so not all is declared).

  • 17. Jimbo

    (19 April 2011, 03:31PM)  Complain about this comment

    "Here was the world's leading central bank printing up paper money..."

    It wasn't.

  • 18. Iqbal Fazal

    (05 October 2011, 02:20PM)  Complain about this comment

    Thanks to equitymaster.com, I discovered the brilliance of Bill. Nothing appeals more than having your feet on the ground, a good sense of humor, the intellect to understand fallacies, and put them up for amusement!

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